Neckwear, no questions.

InuBrain

Officially dressed for work. Function remains unconfirmed.

Tie correctly centered Desk light still on Lunch remains untouched Meeting without agenda Pencil needs sharpening Chair slightly warm Authority appears wearable

Inu Brain in a suit and tie at a desk under a lamp

After Hours

Night Shift

At 8:03 every evening, Inu Brain takes the corner desk. He straightens the tie, opens one blank folder, and watches the copier think. Nobody assigned the shift. Nobody has the heart to cancel it. By midnight, every pencil points north and the office is considered secure. The lamp stays on because professionalism should be visible from the parking lot.

Terms of Employment

The tie establishes authority. The rest is handled by prolonged eye contact.

Ticker

$INUBRAIN

Role

Present and collared

Tie

Centered before opening

Inbox

Unread on principle

Lunch

Still in refrigerator

Departure

Pending approval

Inu Brain

He clocked in anyway.